I AM AN ASSHOLE, NOT QUITE TUCKER MAX, BUT I DO THE BEST THAT I CAN. AN ATTENDEE OF BOALT HALL, I AM AS ELITIST AS THEY COME. THE LOWER CLASSES ARE NOT FIT TO LICK THE HEELS OF MY OH SO SHINY SHOES, YET I PRODUCE GRADE "A" QUALITY HUMOR FOR THE MASSES. I THINK OF IT AS COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR MY TRANSGRESSIONS. SURELY I WILL BE REWARDED FOR MY MAGNAMITY IN THE AFTERLIFE.